Dude. What the fuck. This is not okay. Like everything around this is not okay. My god. I’m gonna go back into my hole. I’m not religious, but fuck dude I pray that someday you get a dude who’s not a flaming pile of trash to come and just hold your damn hand like a human being. Fuuuuucccckkkk duuuudddee.
>A man who prefers bald pussies to hairy ones. Shows a lack of erotic vigor.
Truth
* Diplomatic handshake *
Dude. What the fuck. This is not okay. Like everything around this is not okay. My god. I’m gonna go back into my hole. I’m not religious, but fuck dude I pray that someday you get a dude who’s not a flaming pile of trash to come and just hold your damn hand like a human being. Fuuuuucccckkkk duuuudddee.
❤️🥲
You brought back the ranting / stream of consciousness style, oh my God I love you
It's in long-form
<3 <3
maybe the happy ending is the friends we made along the way ahahaha. I hope you enjoyed the writing though
<3 <3 Thank you (if the happy ending takes too long Ill start writing fiction)