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Thomas Hedonist's avatar

I have been a sexhaver for over 30 years. And if it has been longer than about 3 days, then right before I put THIS in her THERE i experience a moment of disbelief. "Wow really? Wow! Wow, I am SO GLAD you like this"

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Maudite femmelette's avatar

ha ! thank you for sharing this ! theres an esoteric element in this stuff

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Thomas Hedonist's avatar

Absolutely! Mystery, desire, and the impossible craving of uniting of the Self with the Not-Self

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Thomas Hedonist's avatar

https://open.substack.com/pub/thephenomenologicalsociety/p/desire-is-dead?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=571q Ah ha, I knew I stole the sentiment and finally the thing I stole it from crossed my feed again

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Maudite femmelette's avatar

thank you ill read this

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Sabrina's avatar

The first time I had sex with another woman I was actually shocked about the way it felt to touch her because like I had only had sex with amab people before but then it was like woah im cupping my hand over your pleasure center and it’s so small and coherent, it makes sense to hold you and touch you here. It was both surprising and satisfying like, yes, this is where two legs should converge to meet. Of course. So human. I can’t believe men just always have a penis attached to them that sounds honestly awful like just the knowledge of it being tucked away somewhere while you’re doing normal things is ridiculous

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Maudite femmelette's avatar

And when it’s not tucked, it’s just dangling , I imagine you can’t really walk comfortably

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A bird's avatar

I can tell that the first time I saw a pussy in real i felt so overjoyed it was a small mysterious whole. I was so happy that it was nothing like a big dick. A pussy is elegant like a cat. But a dick with balls is like a porcupine

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Kazmierz Ballaski's avatar

Queer men would like a word 🤣🙄

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Delise Fantome's avatar

No because what you say makes sense . . . Dicks just don't seem very ergonomic to me.

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Maudite femmelette's avatar

thank you so much <3

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Alejandro Maciel Perez's avatar

Utterly deranged post.

Brilliant.

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Maudite femmelette's avatar

🥰 never let them know your next move !!

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didi's avatar

this is so funny and i enjoyed it very much

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Maudite femmelette's avatar

Thank youu ❤️🫶🫶

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Fake J's avatar

Hilarious!

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jack's avatar

The Greeks didn’t put ivy leaves over them, though. Christians did that—in fact, many Greek and Roman statues had erect penises that were later broken off by Christian vandals

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Maudite femmelette's avatar

Oh thank you for the correction. I wonder how long the models had to keep their erection, must’ve been stressful. But then also I heard big penises were frowned upon in by the Greeks (or Romans ?) because they were considered to be indicators of lack of intelligence/ refinment/ self-control etc.

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jack's avatar

They generally were, but that image of lust and unrestraint had its own utility as a symbol of like Dionysian power and expression. Satyrs for example were often depicted with erect penises and so were some fertility gods. Anyway if you ever go to the Vatican museum you can see all of the classical statues vandalized with ivy leaves. I forgot which one but some pope during the Renaissance saw the exposed genitalia as offensive and had ivy leaves plastered over all of them.

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Samuel Godwin's avatar

You mentioned a lot of things, which one was why do we think we like each others why can't some just go hug the tree and find that satisfaction somewhere etc. while the answers are very obvious, do you think this topic can be best discussed and balanced from every core practices of the world? Like religion, society, science, art, probably technology, etc... any core aspect that might need this evaluation and involvement to have a balanced discourse?

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Eliza's avatar

omg this is the note that made me subscribe to you!!! ahahaha

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Maudite femmelette's avatar

The one and onlyyy hahaha I’m happy you remembered ! ❤️

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Justin A.(nn) Kolodziej's avatar

way too funny!

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Maudite femmelette's avatar

😂❤️

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Maudite femmelette's avatar

I currently try to incorporate grass touching as part of my routine in an attempt to regulate my gen z nervous system, thank you for the support 🤝

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